#Jane B. Mason

[blondebrainpowered]

Made for Each Other, 1939

[haveyoureadthismgyabook]

Series info:

Book 1 of Princess School

Book 2: Who's the Fairest?

Book 3: Let Down Your Hair

Book 4: Beauty is a Beast

Book 5: Princess Charming

Book 6: Apple-y Ever After

Book 7: Thorn in Her Side

[johnnycagesrightnut]

You best believe I’m gonna find some way for Mason James Walten to meet Logan Howlett

[just-a-ghost00]

Mini PAC - Details about your soulmate/TF using game cards and letters

Group 1 - Cassette

Banana card : they are fruity! If they’re a man, they have big D energy. They are joyful. They come from a warm climate country. Possibly an island.

Bunny card : this person is super cute and lovely. They look like a baby. They are very kind and soft with others. They have a high sex drive. Their teeth and ears could be parts of their body that you like about them. They feel very innocent and vulnerable.

Airplane card : this person likes to travel for fun and/or travels a lot for work. They live at a distance from you. They enjoy fast communication. They are active. They are curious and love to be challenged.

Letters : T H U N L I I O E Z E I C U Y I M A

Words or names I picked up on ( feel free to add more to the list in the comments) :

Liam, Theo, Noah, Noe, Zain, Zina, Zelie, Mona, Mina, Naim, Chloé, Chile, Lucy, Milan, Athene, Luna, China, mole, eye, cutie, cinema, zinc, camel, thyme, chain, lion, Leo, Helio, Nile, mint, maze, hazel, mountain, cunt, aconite, Lyna, Lina, Alice, menace, county, yen, Celine, TMI, TUE(sday), OCT(ober), autumn, Ciel, honey, Luca, Han, menu, hate, anime

Group 2 - Subway

Bicycle and train card : they live at a distance from you but it could be easily accessible. They enjoy traveling and/or they travel for work. They like biking.

Dress card : they are pretty feminine. They like to dress unconventionally. So if they’re a man, they like to wear skirts or high heels, to put on makeup. If they’re a woman, they’re a bit of a tomboy. They enjoy fashion in general. They could be a model.

Dolphin card : they are sociable. Their family matters a lot to them. They are very sensitive and in tune with their intuition. They have a kind and generous heart. They are playful, even flirty. They like water and/or leave near a body of water.

letters : W E E M S A U T T B A E E O R E N R

Words and names I picked up on (feel free to add more to the list in the comments) : tenor, Muse, water, Mona, Mason, Saturn, Beau, war, ram, Taurean, brat, bae, West, euro, won, MON(day), mount, sun, tarot, bus, runes, tan, beast, Roman, Roma, Meteora, Mars, ASMR, Ares, Arena, amore, nature, muerte, mentor, senor, Matteo, master, webmaster, woman, man, Erasme, Bruno, brunette, same, torn, tears, BTS, Naruto, Moana

Group 3 - Snacks

Letters X L N E J E E A O N A H N N L I R W L

Words and names I picked up on (feel free to add to the list in the comments) :

Hélène, Helena, Nia Jax, jail, Leo, Xena, hell, Joan, Joana, Jane, Jean, Jona, jean, Noel, Noe, Noa, lion, JAN(uary), Wall E, halo, hola, hello, Axel, Hoax, Jihane, Will, Jorah, horn, Jael, Jeanne, norn, helix, Halle, alien, Rollex, Rollin, Alienor, Jolie, Rio, Janeiro, Nelliel, Ronnie, Leon, Johann, Neil

Watermelon card : They support Palestine. They come from a warm climate country. They love summer. They love watermelon. They like your juice ;)

Tennis ball card : They are athletic. They enjoy tennis or any type of ball game. They got balls ;) They are swift and fast. They communicate quickly, they are witty and sarcastic.

Socks card : You'd feel very cozy with them. They have an odd but warm personality. They enjoy date nights snuggling by the fireplace or Netflix and chilling. They have cold feet.

[familyabolisher]

re: this post, would you perhaps be able to reword it? i understand the words you're using individually, and i think i might kind of get what you're trying to say, but it's just one very long sentence and so i'm having trouble parsing it! (wait--i just reread it. initial question canceled, mostly--now: what alternatives might we have available to us?) and what does this section: "it feels all too easy to jump from that to then just stymieing our ability to actually describe the textual violences necessary to the discursive construction of that normativity in the first place" mean, exactly? thank you as always for running this blog. :-)

What I’m describing is a critical phenomenon wherein people will approach (usually canonical) horror texts which reify hegemony by ‘identifying’ with the monster who is generally figured in terms of alterity in some capacity; by extricating, for example, a queer narrative out of what is in fact a homophobic one, and treating this as something of a ‘reclamatory’ practice in which one ‘relates’ to that which the text figures as monstrous. The most common instance of this which I see is people’s discussion of Carmilla as an erotic lesbian romance; other examples include Dracula, or Frankenstein, or the socially currency invested in the idea of a ‘madwoman in the attic’ (ie. Jane Eyre).  

I don’t think this is like, a practice that we need to do away with entirely, lol – but I do think that a) there are marginalised writers + filmmakers who are making horror with actual teeth, with actual radical edge, and we don’t need to keep pretending like this approach of reclamation-through-identification with a monster in a v normative work is all we have available to us when politically subversive horror does very much exist, and b) this critical practice is often vvv limited in its discursive scope, and tends to lack the kind of materialist analysis that I would consider necessary in talking about literatures of alterity/marginality/violence.

When I talked about stymieing our ability to describe the textual violences necessary to the discursive constructions of that normativity in the first place, I meant that overfocusing on these texts as “reclaimed” articulations of an essentially queer (or otherwise ‘othered’) imaginary can inhibit our ability, as critics, to describe how those texts in fact do not think of their monstrous figures as worthy of a sympathetic or appreciative narrative. I mentioned Carmilla above – we can talk about Carmilla as erotically lesbian, sure, but how far down the line in talking about it as a Queer Narrative do we lose track of the fact that the text itself asserts the sexual norms of white Christian hegemony to necessarily succeed over the perversion of the corruptive, predatory lesbian, or as an Anglo-Irish work positing Carmilla as an Irish woman (and thus a contaminant threat to Anglo-Irish society)? At what point in adulating Dracula as articulating a particular form of queer, effeminate Jewishness destabilising and threatening Jonathan and Mina’s persistent heterosexuality do we lose track of Dracula as having grown out of the fear that the new waves of Jewish immigration in London’s East End were vampiric sources of contagion, or its possible relationship to the antisemitic smears that grew out of the Jack the Ripper murders? Or like, taking Bertha Mason (or ‘the madwoman in the attic,’ because truly, v few people using this phrase are actually thinking about Bertha Mason lol) as a kind of feminist paragon – at what point do we begin to overlook the fact that Jane Eyre is a v racist text?

These aren’t necessarily contradictory approaches – like, for example, you can talk about ‘identifying’ with Dracula as emblematic of British Jewish assimilation and the discontents thereof whilst also talking about Dracula as an antisemitic text, even if the analysis in the former isn’t especially coherent – but the focus of the ‘identification’ treatment is often incredibly limited in its scope, and those limitations can often be detrimental to one’s ability to talk frankly and honestly about what a text actually says and does. A very good example such limitations is that of Frankenstein; an identification with Frankenstein’s monster as an entrypoint for textual analysis obfuscates the way in which Frankenstein constructed a discursive template by which the ameliorationist argument against the immediate abolition of slavery could be argued for. (The linked post lays this out v clearly, but the cited source is Mary Mulvey’ Roberts’ ‘Mary Shelley, Frankenstein, and Slavery,’ in Dangerous Bodies: Historicising the Gothic Corporeal). What I basically mean is, when we talk about relating to, identifying with, ‘reclaiming’ the monster, we have to have a real grasp on what it is we’re trying to impose such a practice on, and what the actual substance of the source text has to say for itself. I’m not one for assuming a text as a body with a set of metaphysical properties that we as critics are tasked to find – I think the relationship between text and reader ought to be dialectical – but part of that dialectical process means situating the text in its material social context and responding appropriately.

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

I'd Like to Adopt These Side Characters, Please (And Also Make One Arbitrarily To Appease The Vibes)

So, I've already mentioned my plans to write something for our dear single-minute-of-screentime-boys from the FNAF movie. And, as per usual for me, posting some headcanons will help the ideas flow for that WIP. . .

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Jack Samar

His passengers always are, in fact, "the weirdos." It just seems to happen without fail. College partygoers crashing down from adrenaline (among other things) highs, random drifters that could all probably be in the same cult if you pay attention to detail, that one guy who's all too happy to take advantage of the open secret that the ducks in the park are free. . .Most of the time, it's nothing too serious. But he's still got some very interesting stories here and there.

He's one of the best drivers in town. And that's not just due to his job as a cabbie; he knows how dangerous driving can be, so he takes pride in making sure his skills are sharp. (Seriously, if you've ever driven a car, then you know it's practically a miracle to see someone else on the road who actually knows what they're doing.)

He has a steel-trap memory; he knows every part of town like the back of his hand. Constantly driving on various routes just has that effect on you.

He's a bit of a rescuer. As in, if he happens to see a stray animal while driving, then he'll park, coax said animal into the car, and then drop it off at at the local shelter. If you have him drive you from Point A to Point B, there's a good chance you'll spot a scruffy-looking cat or dog riding shotgun.

If he isn't too tired at the end of his shifts, he'll drive over to Sparky's for a late-night snack before heading home to rest. Both he and Ness are good listeners, so a decent chunk their banter is dedicated to venting about sucky patrons.

He's certainly aware of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria, as well as the rumors surrounding it, but he never really bothered with the place. And he doesn't plan to start bothering with it after seeing Golden Freddy in the back of his taxi.

Although. . .well, that occurrence might have made him start weighing the pros and cons of trying to get more information out of Mason. (He's very much hesitant about it, of course. Yeah, he was the one to help Mason out, but the assumption of Mason's experience with Freddy's is still far from pleasant.)

(Yes, his name is a pun inspired by Cory's samurai joke. What did you expect from me?)

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Ness Aeoruhndbt-Ultendera

"Ness" is only his nickname, but he doesn't plan on revealing his full name anytime soon. Not even to his friends, for whatever reason. There's also a bit of an inside joke about how his surname is too long to actually fit on his nametag. (Yes, that gibberish my personal idea for his surname. I spent way more time working on it than I probably should have because I was determined to make a weird/funny reference, so leave me alone, okay?!)

He's been in the restaurant business ever since he was a kid; he's worked in several different joints before Sparky's. Coming from a family of foodies, he truly enjoys what he does, no matter how small-scale. Sure, some days are worse than others, but that's just life.

Similarly to Jack, it's not that uncommon for him to serve some strange characters. (Hell, sometimes the strange characters in question will wave down Jack's cab right after they've finished their meal at Sparky's.) Nothing usually comes of it, but he's still more than observant enough to pick up on certain oddities.

He makes a genuine effort to be polite and outgoing with customers. But make no mistake, he absolutely can, has, and will verbally curb-stomp someone if they push him or his coworkers too far. (Aunt Jane was lucky that her jab was minor. Plus, Ness just had other customers to focus on.)

It's no surprise that he LOVES conspiracy theories. Now, he knows which crackpot rabbit-holes to avoid, but he's still the type to listen to true crime podcasts almost religiously. In a way, researching and brainstorming is a comfort to him.

He's actually developed legitimate friendships with a specific few of Sparky's regulars. (Jack and Mason are part of this camp.) In fact, if there aren't many other customers that need tending to, he'll sit down and chat with them while they eat.

While he's perky during the day, he's still a night owl. It helps that his regular-friends almost always stop by in the late hours. (This has also paved the way for him to become a bit of a coffee-addict, but not to the point of concern. Speaking of which: he takes great joy in people's reactions to his argument that coffee is actually a type of soup.)

Oh, and that rubber-chicken-head-pencil-topper? Its name is Fabio, and Ness has been carrying it for several years now. He can't remember where/when/how he came into possession of Fabio, but you can pry it from his cold, dead hands.

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Mason Kingsley

I wasn't originally planning to make a technical fanego for the FNAF movie. But after I learned that Mark was intended to make a cameo, I was intrigued. Thus, Mason—aka Trauma Boi—was born. His inclusion here (and in that future story I mentioned) is basically just a "What if?" scenario. As in, A. What if Mark had actually played the role of that first nightguard in the movie, and B. what if he'd actually survived his ordeal at Freddy's. . .?

Please read "survived," as "escaped by the skin of his teeth with grievous injuries and is now sort of dead inside."

Fittingly enough, Jack happened to by passing by when Mason fled the restaurant. It's pretty damn easy to stop for a guy who's covered in blood and cradling a broken arm and screaming for help.

After Jack drove Mason to the hospital, the two of them made an effort to stay in touch. Their respective patronage to Sparky's helps out with that.

Time passed, as it tends to do, and Mason eventually recovered. Keep in mind that the recovery was physical; he's still having night-terrors about animatronic monsters. Just the mention of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria will make him start shaking and murmuring under his breath, pale and tense.

He absolutely refuses to talk about the incident in detail, but it left some very obvious scars on his neck, chest, and arms. He's constantly trying to keep said scars covered.

Silver lining: shortly after recovering, Mason was able to adopt a therapy pet. Enter Checkers, a golden retriever who's just the best emotionally-tuned girl and is always by his side.

He stops by Sparky's for dinner once or twice per week. He wasn't too receptive to Ness' chitchat at first, but by now they have a solid friendship. (It started when Ness "accidentally" brought out a large side of bacon with Mason's order. Checkers most certainly appreciated that, so it's become a small tradition between them.)

(And just to clarify, because I KNOW someone is gonna read this and take it the wrong way: I'm NOT using this to try and whine about Mark's absence in the movie. It's really not too hard to understand that his own Iron Lung project has kept him INCREDIBLY BUSY. It's an amazing accomplishment for him, so of course it should take priority over a cameo in FNAF.)

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@sammys-magical-au @that-bat @bee-the-matpat-simp @insane4fandoms

[skauni]

My OC’s in Alphabetical and Pairing order:

Andre(Nikto) MLW:

- Mikah

Alex MLW:

- Nadia

Alex MLM:

- Lue

Alex Kids:

- Daisy(g)

- Delilah(g)

- Farris(b)

Alejandro MLW:

- Mora

Alejandro MLM:

- Alexander

- Nero

Alejandro Kid:

- Angel(b)

Barrage MLW:

- Yasmine

Barrage Kid:

- Sam(b)

Bova MLW(yes I know he’s not a real CoD character—SHUSH):

- Nyra

David(Hesh) MLW:

- Cain

David MLM:

- Jacob

- Kasha

David Kid:

- Payton(b)

Experiments:

- ‘Riptide’(b)

- Yanis Crow(g)

Frank MLW:

- Lexy

Farah MLW:

- Amir

Gabriel(Rorke) MLW:

- Athena

Gary(Roach) MLW:

- Nora

Gary MLM:

- Daniel

Ghoap Adopted Kid:

- Holly(g)

Horangi MLW:

- Osani

Horangi MLM:

- Azuro

- Sato

John MLW:

- Lyre

John MLM:

- Corden

- Max

John Kids:

- Jasper(b)

- Maya(g)

Johnny MLW:

- Mila

Johnny MLM:

- Matt

- Ryan

Johnny Kid:

- Constance(/Connie)(g)

König MLW:

- Lily

König MLM:

- Rourke

König Kids:

- Cora(g)

- Louis(b)

Keegan MLW:

- Lane

Keegan MLM:

- Leo

- Todd

Keegan Kids:

- Jin(b)

- Jasmine(g)

- Rose(g)

Kyle(Gaz) MLW:

- Clover

Kyle MLM:

- Gabriel

- Noah

Kyle Kids:

- Autumn(g)

- Danny(b)

Kick MLW:

- Lia

Kick MLM:

- Kace

Mace MLW:

- Jade

Mason(also ironically named Alex) MLW:

- Jane

Mason MLM:

- Oren

Nikolai MLW:

- Ria

Nikolai MLM:

- Blake

- Nerine

Phillip(Graves) MLW:

- Pearl

Phillip MLM:

- Beck

- Jake

Rudy MLW:

- Clair

Rudy MLM:

- Gerardo

- Jax

Rudy Kids:

- Isabella(g)

- Juan(b)

Russel(Adler) MLW:

- Jessy

Simon MLW:

- Tory

Simon MLM:

- Mark

- Malick

Simon Kids:

- Lance(b)

- Sydney(g)

Sebastian(Krueger) MLW:

- Niki

Vladimir(Makarov) MLW:

- Neza

Vladimir MLM:

- Ülig

Vladimir Kids:

- Misha(b)

- Sergei(b)

Valeria WLW:

- Karla

Velikan MLW:

- Diana

@valscodblog @thealtofvalleyxdoodles @seconds-on-the-clock-deactivate @2econd-of-1sts @an-autistic-dweeb

[pad-wubbo]

Because I felt like doing so, I've compiled a full list of character names is French for The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Les Grandes Chroniques de Ace Attorney), which doesn't have an official French translation. Japanese names and Sherlock Holmes character names are unchanged, while most English pun names and faux-Japanese English-pun names are changed.

Here it is:

Ryunosuke Naruhodo (unchanged)

Susato Mikotoba (unchanged)

Kazuma Asogi (unchanged)

Yujin Mikotoba (unchanged)

Seishiro Jigoku (unchanged)

Taketsuchi Auchi (unchanged)

Satoru Hosonaga (unchanged)

John H. Wilson (unchanged, from Arsène Lupin)

Owimasu Nomasu (Iyesa Nosa)

Jinesipa Nomasu (Aido Nosa)

Korekushona Dekyuryosichi (Kyurio Korekuta)

Balta Jezaille (Jezaille Brett)

Herlock Sholmes (unchanged, from Arsène Lupin)

Bov Strogenof (Bif Strogenov)

Grimesby Roylott (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Nikolina Pavlova (unchanged)

Pirozhko (unchanged)

Novara (Darka)

Kurt Maelstrom (Mael Stronghart)

Brock Sephenie (Barok van Zieks)

Magnus O'Dore (Magnus McGilded)

Mason "Tiré-Trois-Fois" ("Thrice-Fired" Mason)

Mason Milverton (unchanged)

Beppo (unchanged)

Bruce Fairplay (unchanged)

Fender Bord (Lay D. Furst)

Iris Wilson (unchanged)

Tobias Gregson (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Soseki Natsume (unchanged)

Wagahai (unchanged)

Vera Jade (Olive Green)

John Garrideb (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Joan Garrideb (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Patricia Batterman (Patricia Beate)

Ruiz Batterman (Roly Beate)

Alain Windibank (Pop Windibank)

Hoff Benedict (Eggert Benedict)

Greece Saunders (Ashley Graydon)

Greece Milverton (Ashley Milverton)

Nash Schroeder (Nash Skulkin)

Ringo Schroeder (Ringo Skulkin)

Myrtle Rhea (Asa Shinn)

Ryutaro Naruhodo (unchanged)

Subi Anutema (Rei Membami)

Sukuriba Akumemo (Raiten Menimemo)

Bill Bardguy (William Shamspeare)

Abel deRhone (Adron B. Metermann)

Brenda Altamont (Quinby Altamont)

Duncan Ross (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Selden (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Nikolai de Beale (Albert Harebrayne)

Testa Blomme (Odie Asman)

Toby (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Mahonia Sire (Esmeralda Tusspells)

John Clay (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Ottermole (unchanged)

Jane the Ripper (unchanged)

Gustav Sephenie (Klint van Zieks)

Sara Valerie (Evie Vigil)

Balthazar Lonzi (Balthazar Lune)

Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond Ormstein (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Enoch Drebber (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Corona Stephens (Courtney Stevens)

Corona Sissel (Courtney Sithe)

Mia Cabre (Maria Gorey)

Genshin Asogi (unchanged)

Quentin Valerie (Daley Vigil)

Hugh Boone (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Barry Hare (Barry Caidin)

Venus (unchanged)

Rags (Gossip)

Sandwich (unchanged)

Fabien de Rousseau (unchanged)

Peppino de Rossi (unchanged)

Paulov Strogenof (Tchikin Strogenov)

Lady Baskerville (unchanged)

Queen Victoria (unchanged)

Tadashi Sodenoshita (unchanged)

Chalan Musgrave (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

Polan Musgrave (unchanged, from Sherlock Holmes)

See if you can decipher all the puns in the changed names.

[drwho-shipbracket]

Initial Brackets!

[ID: All images in this post are brackets of the pairings listed below]

Bracket A Pairings:

Doctor/Corsair vs Caleera/Padrac

Donna Noble/Rose Tyler vs Valeyard/Vansell

Six/Peri Brown vs Rose Tyler/Raffalo

Rose Tyler/Gwenyth vs Six/Charley Pollard

Doctor/The Eleven vs The Eleven/Miskavel

Rose Tyler/Ianto Jones vs Valeyard/Master

Valeyard/Matrix vs Donna Noble/Stacey Campbell (Partners in Crime)

The Eleven/Helen Sinclair vs Doctor/Romana

Doctor/River Song/Rose Tyler vs Abby McPhail/Cleo Proctor/Shawna Thompson

Donna Noble/Lee McAvoy vs Valeyard/Death

Six/Hebe Harrison vs Rose Tyler/Toshiko Sato

The Eleven/Kandyman vs Seven/Ace McShane

Seven/Beevers!Master vs Rose Tyler/the TARDIS

Rose Tyler/Erisa Magambo vs Six/Mel Bush

Valeyard/Inspector Darkel vs Donna Noble/Rose Tyler/Martha Jones

Mel Bush/Ace McShane vs Doctor/Doctor

Bracket B Pairings:

Thirteen/Ada Lovelace vs Caleera | The Sonomancer/Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair

Thirteen/Rose Tyler vs Thirteen/River Song

Thirteen/Jamie McCrimmon vs Thirteen/Jack Harkness/Rose Tyler

Thirteen/Yasmin Khan/River Song vs Thirteen/Jack Harkness

Thirteen/Clara Oswald vs Ryan Sinclair/Sonya Khan

Thirteen/Nikola Tesla vs Thirteen/Astos

Thirteen/Missy!Master vs Thirteen/Ace McShane

Ryan Sinclair/Trixabelle vs Thirteen/Claire Brown

Thirteen/Lord Byron vs Leela/Romana II

Thirteen/Solitract vs Thirteen/Mels Zucker

Thirteen/Swarm vs Thirteen/Yasmin Khan/Rose Tyler

Ryan Sinclair/Yasmin Khan vs Thirteen/Delgado!Master

Thirteen/Kate Stewart vs Ryan Sinclair/Tibo

Thirteen/Missy!Master/Rose Tyler vs Thirteen/Lumiat

Thirteen/Martha Jones vs Thirteen/Simm!Master

Leela/Vega vs Thirteen/Bill Potts

Bracket C Pairings:

Twelve/Nardole vs River Song/Martha Jones/Rose Tyler

Five/Tegan Jovanka/Nyssa of Traken vs Five/Tegan Jovanka

Twelve/Jack Harkness vs River Song/Liv Chenka

River Song/Martha Jones vs Twelve/Simm! Master

Twelve/Missy!Master/Simm!Master vs River Song/Jack Harkness

River Song/Clara Oswald vs Twelve/Rose Tyler

Twelve/River Song/Jack Harkness vs Four/Sarah Jane Smith

River Song/Jenny Flint vs Twelve/Missy!Master/River Song/Clara Oswald

Twelve/Missy!Master/River Song vs River Song/Madame Vastra

Four/Romana vs Twelve/Missy!Master/River Song/Rose Tyler

Twelve/Psi vs River Song/Kate Stewart

River Song/Toshiko Sato vs Twelve/Mels Zucker

Twelve/Dhawan!Master vs River Song/Rose Tyler

River Song/Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair vs Twelve/Robin Hood

Five/Ainley!Master vs Four/Ainley!Master

River Song/Christina de Souza vs Twelve/Missy!Master/Clara Oswald

Bracket D Pairings:

Eleven/Amy Pond vs Craig Owens/Sophie

Missy!Master/Helen Sinclair vs Theta Sigma/Koschei (Academy Era)

Eleven/Handles vs Missy!Master/Petronella Osgood

Missy!Master/Martha Jones vs Eleven/Rosanna Calvierri

Eleven/Rory Williams vs Irving Braxiatel/Leela/Narvin/Romana

Master/Master vs Three/Jo Grant

Two/Jamie McCrimmon vs Missy!Master/Liv Chenka

Inquisitor Darkel/Pandora vs Eleven/Dhawan!Master

Eleven/Craig Owens vs Graham O’Brien/Dhawan!Master

Missy!Master/Kate Stewart vs One/Ian Chesterton/Barbara Wright

Three/Delgado!Master vs Missy!Master/Nardole

Missy!Master/Rose Tyler vs Eleven/Rose Tyler

Eleven/Lorna Bucket vs Missy!Master/Donna Noble

Missy!Master/River Song vs Three/Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart

Theta Sigma/Vansell vs Simm!Master/John Hart

Graham O’Brien/Grace O’Brien vs Eleven/Amy Pond/Rory Williams

Bracket E Pairings:

Ten/Clara Oswald vs Prem/Umbreem (Demons of the Punjab)

Yasmin Khan/Gat vs Ruth!Doctor/Yasmin Khan

Ten/Jackson Lake vs Bel/Inston-Vee Vinder

Alison Cheney/Bill Potts vs Ten/Jacobi!Master

Ten/Rose Tyler/Jack Harkness vs Ashildr/Orson Pink

Yasmin Khan/Martha Jones vs Ruth!Doctor/Lee Clayton

Ruth!Doctor/River Song vs Yasmin Khan/Clara Oswald

Heather/Bill Potts vs Ten/River Song

Ten/Missy!Master vs Jo Grant/Sarah Jane Smith

Yasmin Khan/Sally Sparrow vs Ruth!Doctor/Rose Tyler

Ruth!Doctor/Gat vs Rachel Jensen/Allison Williams

Alice O’Donell/Mason Bennet (Under the Lake) vs Ten/Simm!Master/Rose Tyler

Ten/Vislor Turlough vs Alice Cassini/May Cassini

Barbara Wright/Ian Chesterton vs Ruth!Doctor/Dhawan!Master

Ruth!Doctor/Lee Clayton/River Song vs Yasmin Khan/Rose Tyler

Jo Grant/Liv Shaw vs Ten/Donna Noble

Bracket F Pairings:

Nine/Missy!Master vs Livia/Romana

Martha Jones/Riley Vashtree vs Martha Jones/Tom Milligan

Bill Potts/Yasmin Khan vs Lucy Fletcher/Grant Gordon (The Return of Doctor Mysterio)

Sarah/Nick (Eve of the Daleks) vs Bill Potts/Rose Tyler

Nine/Rose Tyler/Jack Harkness/Mickey Smith vs Tania Bell/Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair

Martha Jones/The Hath (The Doctor’s Daughter) vs Martha Jones/Donna Noble

Martha Jones/Clara Oswald vs Martha Jones/Bill Potts

Tim Lunn/Cass (Under the Lake) vs Nine/Rose Tyler/Jack Harkness

Nine/Rose Tyler/Mickey Smith vs Liv Chenka/Molly O’Sullivan

Martha Jones/Chantho vs Martha Jones/Rose Tyler

Bill Potts/The TARDIS vs Martha Jones/Mels Zucker

Liv Chenka/Helen Sinclair vs Shalka!Doctor/Shalka!Master

War!Doctor/War!Master vs Ivan/Ellie (Oxygen)

Elton Pope/Ursula Blake (Love and Monsters) vs Bill Potts/Jenny (The Doctor’s Daughter)

Martha Jones/Verity Newman vs Martha Jones/Jenny (The Doctor’s Daughter)

Tania Bell/Liv Chenka vs Nine/River Song

Bracket G Pairings:

Eight/Charley Pollard vs The Master/The Eleven

Jack Simmonds/Mickey Smith vs Jack Harkness/Amy Pond/Rory Williams

Ace McShane/Tegan Jovanka vs Nardole/Narvin

Nardole/Ramone vs Eight/Roberts!Master

Eight/Jack Harkness vs Sally Sparrow/Billy Shipton

Mel Bush/Hebe Harrison vs Jack Harkness/Lord Byron

Jack Harkness/Rose Tyler vs Ace McShane/Kate Stewart

Sally Sparrow/Larry Nightingale vs Eight/Grace Holloway

Eight/Fitz Kreiner vs Saibra/Psi (Time Heist)

Ace McShane/Yasmin Khan vs Jack Harkness/Martha Jones

Jack Harkness/Graham O’Brien vs Mike Yates/BOSS

Olistra/Veklin vs Eight/Jacobi!Master

Eight/River Song vs Tegan Jovanka/Nyssa of Traken

Marco Poly/Susan Foreman vs Ace McShane/Graham O’Brien

Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones/Rose Tyler vs Jack Harkness/Ashildr

Rigsy/Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart vs Eight/Dhawan!Master

Bracket H Pairings:

Clara Oswald/Ashildr vs Fourteen/Jack Harkness

Kate Stewart/Sarah Jane Smith vs Kate Stewart/Petronella Osgood

Clara Oswald/Mels Zucker vs Dhawan!Master/Yasmin Khan

Missy!Master/Clara Oswald vs Clara Oswald/Rigsy

Clara Oswald/Madame Vastra/Jenny Flint vs Gwen Cooper/Jack Harkness/Owen Harper/Ianto Jones/Toshiko Sato

Vansell/Sentris vs Dan Lewis/Karvanista

Dan Lewis/Diane vs Vansell/Narvin

Fourteen/Dan Lewis vs Clara Oswald/Rose Tyler

Clara Oswald/Jane Austen vs Fourteen/Rose Tyler

John Benton/Mike Yates vs Dan Lewis/Sarah Jane Smith

Dan Lewis/Graham O’Brien/Grace O’Brien vs Helen Sinclair/Jean (The Love Vampires)

Owen Harper/Norton Folgate vs Clara Oswald/Psi

Clara Oswald/Saibra vs Rani Chandra/Clyde Langer

Master/Alison Cheney vs Dan Lewis/Graham O’Brien

Kate Stewart/Jacqui McGee vs Romana/Vansell

Tenteen/Rose Tyler vs Clara Oswald/Clara Oswald

I hope you all enjoy!!

[colorisbyshe]

If you like music like that tiktok, do you have any recs?

I'm not gonna stick just to the ~sensual lady singer, wolfish male "rapper" songs but I guess I can give recs of the sort of same energy music from that era, like music that puts you in the headspace to accept that into your heart.

But if you want artists that fit the "sweet lady/sexy man" dichotomy, just listen to Aqua or Toybox. For aqua, fuck Barbie Girl, try "Roses are Red" or "Lollipop (Candy Man)" and for Toybox "Tarzan & Jane" or "Best Friend"

Or just look up DDR music

This list goes from closer to the request and then kinda hits scatter shot of just "90s and 2000s dance music... or songs tht remind me of 90s and 2000s dance music" so... whoops

"Dream a Dream" Captain Jack

Vengaboys. Come on now. I shouldn't even hae to tell you which songs

"Beijo" Morandi

"Electropop" Jupiter Rising

"Bumble Bee" Bambee

"Perfect (Exceeder)" MAson, Princess Superstar

"I see Girls (Tom Neville Radio Edit)" Studio B

"Distance (M-Flo Remix)" Hikaru Utada

"Candy Pop" Heartsdales

"What is Love" Haddaway (it's a meme but also it still fucks)

"Be My Lover" La Bouche

"Just About Enough" Sarina Paris

"You're my Angel" or "Heaven" DJ Sammy

"Kylie" Akcent

"Ike Ike" Hinoi Team

"Summerlove" S-Connection (also try the Scorccio Edit)

"Butterfly" Smile.Dk

"Chocolate Disco" Perfume

"Hit My Heart" Benassi Bros

"Come... (Into my Dream)" Foggy

This one is a stretch but it's one of my faves of all time "Starlight" The Supermen Lovers

"Temptation" Harisu

"House Baby (Verano Radio Edit)" C-Bool

"Daddy DJ" Daddy DJ OR "Dota" by basshunter (OR "boten anna" by basshunter)

"Time to Rock (Roberto Molinaro Radio Mix)" Gabry Ponte or "80s Stars" by Eiffel 65

"Mr. Saxobeat" Alexandra Stan

"At the End" or "Rapture" iiO or "Pressure (Alesso Radio Edit)" by Nadia Ali

"Believe" Nami Tamaki

"Somnambulist" BT

"Anima Libera (Sweet Edit)" Emi

"Bad Boy" Cascada

"Call on Me" or "Generate" Eric Prydz

"Out of Touch" Uniting Nations

Obviously, songs like "Better off Alone" and "Sandstorm" don't need to be said here

"I Could be the One" Avicii, Nicky Romero

"Gotta Get Thru This (D'N'D Remix)" Daniel Beddingfield

"Destination Calabria" Alex Gaudino

"Fancy Footwork" Chromeo

"Angels (Love is the Answer)" Morandi

That was jus ta fast skim through my music and whatever reminded me of ~that era but again it's a veeeery scattershot look

[miserablebl00d]

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•°. *࿐ 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙿𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 (𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙴𝚁𝙰)

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

Harry potter masterlist

Fred weasley masterlist ✍︎

George weasley masterlist ✍︎

Ron weasley masterlist

Cedric diggory masterlist

Hermione granger masterlist

Ginny Weasley masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒆𝒂���𝒍𝒆𝒚,𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚,𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓,𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒕,𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒛𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒊,𝒅𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔,𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔,𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏,𝒄𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈,𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒚 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚,𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅,𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝒋𝒐𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏,𝒌𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍,𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒕,𝒍𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏,𝒑𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒍,𝒑𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒍,𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒛𝒐 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒆,𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆,𝒏𝒆𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒌𝒔

side character masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙿𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 (𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙰𝚄𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙴𝚁𝙰)

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

sirius black masterlist

remus lupin masterlist

james potter masterlist ✍︎

peter pettigrew masterlist

lily evens masterlist

regulus black masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒏.𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒄𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒅,𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔,𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅,𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒋𝒓,𝒆𝒗𝒂𝒏 𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒓,𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆,𝒈𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒕𝒕,𝒇𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒕𝒕,𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆,𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒎,𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌,𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒙 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌,𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌,𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒌𝒔

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙺𝚂

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

sarah cameron masterlist

john b routledge masterlist

jj maybank masterlist

pope heyward masterlist

kiara carrera masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏,𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒐,𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒏,𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒂,𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒊𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝙼𝙰𝚉𝙴 𝚁𝚄𝙽𝙽𝙴𝚁

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

thomas masterlist

minho masterlist

newt masterlist

teresa masterlist

gally masterlist

frypan masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔,𝒂𝒍𝒃𝒚,𝒋𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆,𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏,𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂,𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒕,𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒂,

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝚄𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚂

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

katniss everdeen masterlist

peeta mellark masterlist ✍︎

finnick odair masterlist

johanna mason masterlist

gale hawthorne masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒉𝒂𝒚𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒚,𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒆𝒕,𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂, 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒆,𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒔, 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒐,𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆,𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓,𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒉,𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒂 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒆, 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒔

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙽

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

jospehine 'jo' bhaer (nèe march) masterlist

amy laurence (nèe march) masterlist

elizabeth 'beth' march masterlist

margaret 'meg' brooke (nèe march) masterlist

theodore 'laurie' laurence masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒓,𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒗𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒏,𝒌𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒗𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒏,𝒋𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙴𝙽'𝚂 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙱𝙸𝚃

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

elizabeth 'beth' harmon masterlist

benny watts masterlist

jolene masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒅.𝒍 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒔,𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒌

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂

eleven 'el' brenner/jane hopper/011 masterlist

william 'will' byers masterlist

micheal 'mike' wheeler masterlist

lucas sinclair masterlist

maxine 'max' mayfield masterlist

dustin henderson masterlist

steve harrington masterlist

nancy wheeler masterlist

robin buckley masterlist

jonathan byers masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs :

𝒋𝒊𝒎 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓,𝒋𝒐𝒚𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒚𝒆𝒓𝒔,𝒅𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒊 '𝒆𝒏𝒛𝒐',𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒚𝒍𝒆,𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒆,𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓,𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏,𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒚 𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒂𝒎,𝒔𝒖𝒛𝒊𝒆,𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒓,𝒌𝒂𝒍𝒊 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒅

side characters masterlist

•°. *࿐ 𝙴𝙽𝙾𝙻𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙼𝙴𝚂

ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs

enola holmes masterlist

vicount/lord tewksbury masterlist

sherlock holmes masterlist

mycroft holmes masterlist

cicely/sarah chapmen masterlist

william lyon masterlist

sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs:

𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒉,𝒎𝒂𝒆,𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚,𝒋𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒐𝒏,𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒎𝒆𝒏, 𝒆𝒖𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒎𝒆𝒔

side characters masterlist

⭑·ﾟﾟ·*:༅。.。༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝✿✼:*ﾟ:༅。.。༅:*·ﾟﾟ·⭑

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The following characters have just joined Asbury Park! Please go over the checklist and make sure everything is in order, and send in your account in under 24 hours. 

CJ Emhoff (Leo Woodall, surf instructor)

Nancy Sandoval (Maika Monroe, unemployed)

Tierney Rose (Molly Gordon, music producer/part time employee at The Stone Pony)

Alex Perry (Jack Quaid, architect) 

Millicent “Millie” Cohen (Zoey Deutch, fashion writer)

Lola Sanchez (Alexa Demie, freelance illustrator/manager at the Sunset Diner)

Turiya Collins (Jane Levy, Tattoo artist)

Dakota Perry (Madison Iseman, stagehand at The Stone Pony & musician)

Hallie Caspian (Madelyn Cline, surf instructor)

Emma Ridley (Rebecca Rittenhouse, lawyer)

Presley “Reese” Bram (Gracie Abrams, singer/songwriter/barista) 

Felipe Feliz (Pedro Pascal, owner of Asbury Lanes)

Fiona Moore (Kaia Gerber, podcaster)

Ethan Shephard (Jacob Elordi, drug dealer)

Maria ‘Mia’ Navarro (Jenna Ortega, waitress at Fresh Bites Deli) 

Benjamin Keeley (André Lamoglia, baker at Confections of a Rockstar)

Catalina “Cat” Rothschild (Ester Expósito, house (trophy) wife)

Daphne Hartwood (Grace Van Dien, manager at Cinemark Asbury 12)

Gabriela Flores (Brittany O'Grady, supervisor at Silverball Retro Arcade)

Kacey Miller (Sydney Sweeney, bartender at Sandoval Bar/waitress at Sunset Diner)

Daniel Mendoza (Sean Teale, owner/manager at Groovy Graveyard)

Blake Montgomery (David Corenswet, front desk clerk at Rose Motel)

Sunny Graves (Olivia Cooke, tour guide/employee at Paranormal Books & Curiosities)

Sam Fitzsimmons (Colson Baker, chef at Horizon Bar and Grill)

Lucy 'Lu' Abbott (Lucy Boynton, concierge at Rose Motel & clerk at Groovy Graveyard)

Elliot Mason (Nyle DiMarco, ER nurse)

Madison Bradford (Jennifer Lawrence, owner of Catsbury Park)

Toby Roberts (Adam Driver, mechanic at Grizzly Auto)

Lavender Chu (Adeline Rudolph, 5th grade teacher at John Abbott Elementary School)

Hadley Morgan (Florence Pugh, veterinarian)

[CJ EMHOFF. 26. MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [25 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NJ]. They are a [SURF INSTRUCTOR @ NEPTUNE'S SURF & CO.] and in their downtime love [SURFING] and [GEOCACHING]. They look a lot like [LEO WOODALL] and live in [ASBURY BAY]. The song that makes people think of them most is [WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN BY BLINK 182]. (ooc: blake, 25+, she/her, cst) 

[NANCY SANDOVAL. 30. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER.] is here! They've lived in Asbury Park for [3 MONTHS] and are originally from [NEW YORK CITY, NY]. They are [UNEMPLOYED] and in their downtime love [GIVING SHITTY LIFE ADVICE] and [PULLING THE FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNT]. They look a lot like [MAIKA MONROE] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them most is [RAGE BY RICO NASTY]. (ooc: b, 30, she/her, pst)

[TIERNEY ROSE. 26. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [3 YEARS] and are originally from [LOS ANGELES]. They are a [MUSIC PRODUCER/PART TIME EMPLOYEE AT THE STONE PONY] and in their downtime love [GOING TO MUSIC SHOWS] and [COLLECTING CRYSTALS]. They look a lot like [MOLLY GORDON] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [LIVING IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS BY COBRA STARSHIP]. (ooc: em, 31, she/her, EST)

[ALEX PERRY, 32, MALE, HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [8 MONTHS] and are originally from [MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA]. They are an [ARCHITECT] and in their downtime love [CYCLING] and [COOKING]. They look a lot like [JACK QUAID] and live in [ASBURY BAY]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [SOMEBODY TOLD ME BY THE KILLERS]. (ooc: naz, 33, she/her, gmt+2)   

[MILLICENT "MILLIE" COHEN. 30. CIS FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [6 MONTHS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NJ]. They are a [FASHION WRITER] and in their downtime love [COLLECTING EMPTY PERFUME BOTTLES] and [TRYING TO LAUNCH HER DOGS INSTAGRAM CAREERS]. They look a lot like [ZOEY DEUTCH] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [BETTE DAVIS EYES BY KIM CARNES]. (ooc: buffy, 32, she/her, cst)

[LOLA SANCHEZ. 33. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [9 YEARS] and are originally from [MALIBU CALIFORNIA]. They are a/an [FREELANCE ILLUSTRATOR / MANAGER AT THE SUNSET DINER] and in their downtime love [SURFING] and [SIDEWALK ART]. They look a lot like [ALEXA DEMIE] and live on [PINE STREET]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BY SABRINA CARPENTER]. (ooc: patches, 25, she/her, cst)

[TURIYA COLLINS. 27. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [3 YEARS] and are originally from [BOSTON, MA]. They are a [TATTO ARTIST] and in their downtime love [READING MANGA] and [TAGGING BUILDINGS]. They look a lot like [JANE LEVY] and live in [SUNCREST]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [DIRTY HARRY BY GORILLAZ]. (ooc: beth, 32, she/her, gmt+2)

[DAKOTA PERRY. 25. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [1 & 1/2 YEARS] and are originally from [LEXINGTON, NE]. They are a [STAGEHAND AT THE STONE PONY & MUSICIAN] and in their downtime love [RANGE SHOOTING] and [CANDLE MAKING]. They look a lot like [MADISON ISEMAN] and live in/on [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them most is [SLEEP ON THE FLOOR BY THE LUMINEERS]. (ooc: blake, 25+, she/her, cst)

[HALLIE CASPIAN. 28. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [3 WEEKS] and are originally from [SANTA MONICA, CA]. They are a/an [SURF INSTRUCTOR/OLYMPIC SURFER] and in their downtime love [SURFING] and [PENNY BOARDING]. They look a lot like [MADELYN CLINE] and live in [ASBURY BAY]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [ALRIGHTY APHRODITE BY PEACH PIT]. (ooc: Ellie, 27, she/her, est)

[EMMA RIDLEY. 34. CIS FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [2 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NJ]. They are a [LAWYER] and in their downtime love [STRESS BAKING] and [WORKING OUT]. They look a lot like [REBECCA RITTENHOUSE] and live on [PINE STREET]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [RHIANNON BY FLEETWOOD MAC]. (ooc: buffy, 32, she/her, cst)

[PRESLEY “REESE” BRAM. 24. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [6 YEARS] and are originally from [RHINEBECK, NY]. They are a [SINGER/SONGWRITER/BARISTA] and in their downtime love [READING] and [ROLLERSKATING]. They look a lot like [GRACIE ABRAMS] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [CEILINGS BY LIZZIE MCALPINE]. (ooc: Ellie, 27, she/her, EST)

[FELIPE FELIZ. 49. MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They've lived in Asbury Park for |25 YEARS] and are originally from [LAS VEGAS,NV]. They are the [OWNER OF ASBURY LANES] and in their downtime love [WORKING ON JUNK CARS] and [HANGING OUT AT THE LOCAL BAR]. They look a lot like [PEDRO PASCAL] and live on [PINE STREET]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [MI TUMBAO BY SECRETTO]. (ooc: junior, 30+, they/ them, pst)

[FIONA MOORE. 26. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [FIVE MONTHS] and are originally from [MCLEAN, VIRGINIA, USA]. They are a [PODCASTER] and in their downtime love [READING] and [TRAIL RUNNING]. They look a lot like [KAIA GERBER] and live on [PINE STREET]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [WHORE BY IN THIS MOMENT]. (ooc: nat, 25+, she/her, est)

[ETHAN SHEPHARD. 28. CIS MAN. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [28 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NJ]. They are a [DRUG DEALER] and in their downtime love [PLAYING BASKETBALL] and [STARTING BEEF ON REDDIT]. They look a lot like [JACOB ELORDI] and live in [OAKDALE]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [I MEAN IT BY G-EAZY]. (ooc: aj, 25+, she/her, gmt+1)

[MARIA 'MIA' NAVARRO. 23. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [23 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK]. They are a [WAITRESS AT FRESH BITES DELI] and in their downtime love [COLLECTING GARDEN GNOMES AND NAMING THEM AFTER FAMOUS MUSICIANS] and [HOSTING DRAMATIC READINGS OF HER FAVORITE YELP REVIEWS]. They look a lot like [JENNA ORTEGA] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [HEADS WILL ROLL BY YEAH YEAH YEAHS]. (ooc: naz, 33, she/her, gmt+2)

[BENJAMIN KEELEY. 25. CIS MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [7 YEARS] and are originally from [PHILIDELPHIA]. They are a [BAKER AT CONFECTIONS OF A ROCKSTAR] and in their downtime love [OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, ESPECIALLY SURFING] and [VIDEO GAMES]. They look a lot like [ANDRE LAMOGLIA] and live in[MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [SUNDAY MORNING BY MAROON 5]. (ooc: allie, 31, she/her, gmt+12)

[CATALINA “CAT” ROTHSCHILD. 25. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [2 YEARS] and are originally from [NEW YORK CITY]. They are a [HOUSE (TROPHY) WIFE] and in their downtime love [CURATING DECOR FOR HER HOUSE] and [GOING TO PILATES]. They look a lot like [ESTER EXPOSITO] and live in [ASBURY BAY]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [THE FEMININE URGE BY THE LAST DINNER PARTY]. (ooc: em, 31, she/her, set)

[DAPHNE HARTWOOD. 27. CIS WOMAN. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [FOUR YEARS] and are originally from [CHICAGO, ILLINOIS]. They are a [MANAGER AT CINEMARK ASBURY 12] and in their downtime love [VISITING PARANORMAL BOOKS & COURISITES] and [GETTING TATTOOS AT BLACK LOTUS TATTOO]. They look a lot like [GRACE VAN DIEN] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [TEENAGE DIRTYBAG BY WHEATUS]. (ooc: lena, 33, she/them, cst)

[GABRIELA FLORES. 27. CIS FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [5 YEARS] and are originally from [SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS]. They are a [SUPERVISOR AND VIBE CURATOR IN SILVERBALL] and in their downtime love [CRASHING RANDOM HOUSE PARTIES] and [PUZZLE SOLVING]. They look a lot like [BRITTANY O'GRADY] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [LISZTOMANIA by PHOENIX]. (ooc: max, 24, she/they, pst)

[KACEY MILLER. 25. CIS FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [25 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY]. They are a [BARTENDER AT SANDOVAL BAR/WAITRESS AT SUNSET DINER] and in their downtime love [SINGING TO THE RADIO] and [TRUE CRIME SHOWS]. They look a lot like [SYDNEY SWEENEY] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [DANCING WITH YOUR GHOST BY SASHA SLOAN]. (ooc: mj, 28, she/her, pst)

[DANIEL MENDOZA. 30. CIS MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [30 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY]. They are a [RECORD STORE OWNER/MANAGER AT GROOVY GRAVEYARD] and in their downtime love [WRITING SONGS FOR HIS D&D GROUP] and [FALLING ASLEEP TO PODCASTS]. They look a lot like [SEAN TEALE] and live in [SUNCREST]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [UNDER PRESSURE BY QUEEN]. (ooc: mj, 28, she/her, pst)

[BLAKE MONTGOMERY. 32. CIS MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [32 YEARS] and are originally from [ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY]. They are a [FRONT DESK CLERK AT ROSE MOTEL] and in their downtime love [TAX/IDENTITY FRAUD] and [DEEP RESEARCH]. They look a lot like [DAVID CORENSWET] and live in [OAKDALE]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [DEVIL’S ADVOCATE BY THE NEIGHBOURHOOD]. (ooc: andie, 31, she/her, cst)

[SUNNY GRAVES. 30. CIS FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [20 YEARS] and are originally from [POINT PLEASANT, WEST VIRGINIA]. They are a [TOUR GUIDE/EMPLOYEE AT PARANORMAL BOOKS & CURIOSITIES/THE PARANORMAL MUSEUM] and in their downtime love [HORROR MOVIES] and [WITCHCRAFT]. They look a lot like [OLIVIA COOKE] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [ANDROMEDA BY WEYES BLOOD]. (ooc: andie, 31, she/her, cst)

[SAM FITZSIMMONS. 29. CIS MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [24 YEARS] and are originally from [PHILADELPHIA, PA]. They are a [CHEF @ HORIZON BAR AND GRILL] and in their downtime love [CHAINSMOKING] and [SLEEPING]. They look a lot like [COLSON BAKER/MGK] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [CONSTANT HEADACHE BY JOYCE MANOR]. (ooc: violet, 33, she/her, gmt)

[LUCY ‘LU’ ABBOTT. 29. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [15 YEARS] and are originally from [ENGLAND]. They are a [CONCIERGE AT ROSE HOTEL & CLERK AT GROOVY GRAVEYARD ] and in their downtime love [SINGING KARAOKE AFTER ONE TOO MANY DRINKS] and [THRIFTING HIDDEN TREASURES]. They look a lot like [LUCY BOYNTON] and live in [SUNCREST]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [FOR ALL YOU GIVE BY THE PAPER KITES]. (ooc: a, 30, she/her, central)

[ELLIOT MASON. 34. CIS MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [25 YEARS] and are originally from [CHICAGO, IL]. They are a/an [ER NURSE] and in their downtime love [RUNNING/HIKING] and [READING]. They look a lot like [NYLE DIMARCO] and live in/on [PINE STREET]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [SOUND OF SILENCE BY SIMON AND GARFUNKEL]. (ooc: meranda, 30+, she/her, est)

[MADISON BRADFORD . 30. CIS FEMALE . SHE /HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [FIVE YEARS] and are originally from [LOUISVILLE, KY]. They are an [OWNER OF CATSBURY PARK ]and in their downtime love [READING] and [RELAXING WITH WINE ]. They look a lot like [JENNIFER LAWRENCE ] and live in [MEADOWLARK APARTMENTS ]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [ANTI HERO BY TAYLOR SWIFT ]. (ooc: veronica, 34, she/her. est)

[TOBY ROBERTS. 40. CIS MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [HIS WHOLE LIFE] and are originally from [NEW JERSEY ]. They are a [MECHANIC AT GRIZZLY AUTO] and in their downtime love [HIKING WITH HIS DOG] and [COOKING]. They look a lot like [ADAM DRIVER ] and live in [ASBURY BAY]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [AS IT WAS BY HARRY STYLES ]. (ooc: veronica, 34, she/her, est)

[LAVENDER CHU. 29. FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [5-YEARS] and are originally from [JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY]. They are a [5TH GRADE TEACHER at JOHN ABBOTT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL] and in their downtime love [SEWING] and [VISITING CATSBURY PARK]. They look a lot like [ADELINE RUDOPLH] and live in [OAKDALE]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [FEMININOMENON BY CHAPPELL ROAN]. (ooc: bug, 28, she/her, CST)

[HADLEY MORGAN. 28. CIS FEMALE. SHE/HER] is here! They’ve lived in Asbury Park for [TWO YEARS] and are originally from [PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA]. They are a [VETERINARIAN] and in their downtime love [MUSIC] and [COZY GAMING]. They look a lot like [FLORENCE PUGH] and live on [PINE STREET]. The song that makes people think of them the most is [LIE TO GIRLS BY SABRINA CARPENTER]. (ooc: mandy, 37, she/her, pst)

[ulkaralakbarova]

The employees of an independent music store learn about each other as they try anything to stop the store being absorbed by a large chain. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Joe Reaves: Anthony LaPaglia Rex Manning: Maxwell Caulfield Jane: Debi Mazar Lucas: Rory Cochrane A.J.: Johnny Whitworth Debra: Robin Tunney Gina: Renée Zellweger Marc: Ethan Embry Berko: Coyote Shivers Warren: Brendan Sexton III Corey Mason: Liv Tyler Eddie: James ‘Kimo’ Wills Mitchell Beck: Ben Bode Croupier: Gary Bolen Woman at Craps Table: Kimber Sissons High Roller: Tony Zaar Reporter: Patt Noday Kathy: Julia Deane Autograph Girl: Kessia Embry Cop #1: Michele Seidman Cop #2: Diana Taylor Cop #3: Bernard Granger Cop #4: Michael Harding Lead Singer: Dave Brockie Flower Delivery Guy: Kawan Rojanatavorn Roulette Table Man: Corey Joshua Taylor Ballet Dancer: Melissa Caulfield Veronica: Lara Travis Film Crew: Director: Allan Moyle Screenplay: Carol Heikkinen Editor: Michael Chandler Production Design: Peter Jamison Art Direction: John Huke Set Decoration: Linda Spheeris Costume Design: Susan Lyall Producer: Tony Ludwig Producer: Arnon Milchan Producer: Michael G. Nathanson Producer: Alan Riche Co-Producer: Paul Kurta First Assistant Director: Joel Segal Second Assistant Director: Philip A. Patterson Camera Operator: Mitchell Amundsen Steadicam Operator: Rick Raphael First Assistant Camera: John Verardi Second Assistant Camera: Ken Hudson “B” Camera Operator: Jeff Moore Still Photographer: Jim Bridges Second Unit Director of Photography: Carolyn Chen Director of Photography: Walt Lloyd Casting: Gail Levin Music Supervisor: Mitchell Leib Negative Cutter: Mo Henry Color Timer: Bob Putynkowski Music Consultant: Karen Glauber Music Editor: Sally Boldt Supervising Sound Editor: Randle Akerson Sound Effects Editor: Joe Earle Sound Effects Editor: Linda Keim Sound Effects Editor: David M. Horton Dialogue Editor: Adam Sawelson Dialogue Editor: Benjamin Beardwood Assistant Sound Editor: Jonathan Phillips Assistant Sound Editor: Bill Ward ADR Supervisor: Linda Folk ADR Editor: Sukey Fontelieu ADR Mixer: Dean Drabin ADR Mixer: Paul J. Zydel ADR Mixer: Christina Tucker ADR Voice Casting: Barbara Harris Foley Supervisor: David Horton Jr. Foley Mixer: Brian Ruberg Foley Artist: Sarah Monat Foley Artist: Robin Harlan Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Gary Alexander Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Don Digirolamo Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Scott Ganary Dolby Consultant: Douglas Greenfield Dialogue Coach: Naomi Joy Todd Craft Service: Theresa Honeycutt Transportation Coordinator: William “Bill” Pitts Transportation Captain: Jeff Long Construction Coordinator: Jeffrey Schlatter Construction Foreman: Ralph Woollaston Location Manager: Mary Weisgerber Meyer Location Manager: Molly Allen Casting Associate: Tricia Tomey Stunt Coordinator: Jery Hewitt Key Makeup Artist: Jeff Goodwin First Assistant Makeup Artist: Rick Pour Key Hair Stylist: Aaron F. Quarles First Assistant Hairstylist: Lizz Scalice Costume Supervisor: Carolyn Greco Costumer: Sevilla Granger Special Effects Coordinator: Greg Hull Sound Mixer: Douglas Axtell Boom Operator: Robert Maxfield Key Grip: Randy Tambling Best Boy Grip: Dennis Zoppe Dolly Grip: Rufus Granger Jr. Dolly Grip: Clarence Brown Gaffer: George Ball Rigging Gaffer: Scott Graves Production Coordinator: Cynthia Streit Assistant Production Coordinator: Amy Chance Script Supervisor: Annie Welles Second Second Assistant Director: Stefania Girolami Goodwin Unit Publicist: Alex L. Worman Production Accountant: Karen Eisenstadt Assistant Accountant: Rick Baer Property Master: Robert Beck Assistant Property Master: Beth Giles Assistant Art Director: John Frick Set Designer: Evelyne Barbier Set Designer: Tim Eckel Set Designer: Alan Hook Set Dresser: Colleen Broderick Art Department Coordinator: Susan Agnoff First Assistant “B” Camera: Joe D’Alessandro First Assistant Editor: Thomas J. Nordberg Assistant Editor: Pamela Jule Yuen Movie Reviews: Filipe Manuel Neto: **An animated film, full of rebellion and energy.** Remember the stores that sold...

[johnnycagesrightnut]

My cat Tiger is sleeping on Mason James Walten LITERALLY

Mason should get a cat.

After Mason James stumbles into Peter B Parker’s dimension and is kind of dying after Mary Jane nurses him back to health he goes back to his own dimension he finds a stray orange cat in the alley by his apartment and picks it up and brings it inside. He names it MJ.

[kwebtv]

Character Actress

Monica Elizabeth "Mona" Freeman (June 9, 1926 – May 23, 2014)  Film and television actress and painter. 

Freeman's appearances in films ended in the 1950s, but she continued to work in television. Among her appearances were seven guest roles on The United States Steel Hour from 1960 to 1962 and three on Perry Mason, all of them roles as Mason's client: Jane Wardman in "The Case of the Lurid Letter" (1962), Rosanne Ambrose in "The Case of the Illicit Illusion" (1964), and Ellen Payne in "The Case of the 12th Wildcat" (1965). She appeared in two episodes of Wanted: Dead or Alive starring Steve McQueen titled "The Fourth Headstone" (Season One, Episode 9, air date 11/1/1958) and "Breakout" (Season 2 Episode 4, aired 9/26/1959), and two episodes of Maverick titled "The Cats of Paradise" (1959) and "Cruise of the Cynthia B." (1960), both starring James Garner, in which she played a recurring role as crazy-eyed swindler Modesty Blaine. She also appeared in an episode of Riverboat titled "The Boy from Pittsburgh" (1959) starring Darren McGavin and Burt Reynolds, an episode of Checkmate titled "Don't Believe a Word She Says" (1961) starring Doug McClure and Sebastian Cabot, and an episode of The Tall Man titled "Petticoat Crusade" (1961) starring Barry Sullivan as Pat Garrett and Clu Gulager as Billy the Kid, Wagon Train, The Red Skelton Hour (2 episodes), Pursuit, Playhouse 90 (3 episodes), The DuPont Show with June Allyson and Johnny Ringo.  

Freeman was a portrait painter and concentrated on painting after 1961. Her best-known portrait is that of businesswoman Mary See, founder of See's Candies.  (Wikipedia)

[familyabolisher]

Hello hope ur well. sorry to be so nosy but a goodreads friend liked your jane eyre review onto my timeline and I read this: “jean rhys takes this up but she does it badly” I’m dying to know what this means (sorry in advance if u have talked abt it before)

From the review in question:

i think what caught me the most this time around is charlotte brontë's v clear preoccupation with colonial holdings and their relationship to her notions of english girlhood; through bertha of course (the fear that a white woman from a jamaican former slaveowning family might somehow be tainted by her proximity to foreignness + Blackness and put at a remove from ~englishness by the fact is ... yeah. jean rhys takes this up but she takes it up badly so whatever.)

I was referring to Wide Sargasso Sea, Jean Rhys’ 1966 novel wherein she revisits Bertha Mason as Antoinette Cosway and traces her marriage to Rochester and eventual suicide at Thornfield Hall in a manner that intends to give texture and clarity and depth to a character that Brontë’s text was thought to have discarded.

WSS is like … wildly racist, frankly. Antoinette Cosway is from a white Jamaican family impoverished by 1833 Slavery Abolition Act, and lives on their sugar plantation until the newly emancipated Black Jamaican populace burn it down and kill her disabled brother. Rhys opens the novel with the suggestion that Antoinette and her family are isolated from other white people in Jamaica due to their poverty, highlighting the preservation of their whiteness as being a process of retaining property ownership in order to set the stage for the novel's marriage market plots; Antoinette and her mother each enter into abusive marriages with intent to restore their prosperity (which, ofc, would in effect restore their whiteness). Throughout, the central concern of the text is the inaccessibility of whiteness proper that would alleviate Antoinette's suffering, but this is never matched with a serious recourse to interrogate the Cosways' position as white Jamaican slaveowners; the sympathy that the novel intends to generate for Brontë's character sits very badly with me against the knowledge that that process of narrative construction rests on a) slavery and b) a relationship to the novel's Black characters that at best relegates them to secondary positions in relation to Antoinette and at worst paints them as aggressors on par with the white upper classes who remained prosperous post-emancipation.

Related to this current of racism running through the text is the fact that Rhys doesn’t really take up the issue in Jane Eyre that I pointed out in the original review, ie. that Brontë repeatedly appeals to Englishness as a desired state and relies on proximity to racialised, colonised people as a shorthand for inferiority and incivility. Bertha Mason, whilst somewhat sympathetic in Brontë’s text, is wayward, promiscuous, unpredictable, animalistic, 'dark' and 'discoloured,' and these are properties ascribed to her on the basis of the proximity she is given to Blackness (she is from Jamaica and it's possible to read her as being mixed race, certainly subject to an anxiety of racial impurity, though Rhys' Antoinette is white). Antoinette as a character remains constructed around the notion that her proximity to Blackness simply by virtue of having grown up in Jamaica is an 'othering' mechanism; the novel is frustrated that Antoinette can't be 'white' in Rochester's eyes, not that Antoinette's relationship to whiteness is one defined first and foremost over her family having owned slaves. Like, the text provides sympathy and interiority to Antoinette/Bertha, but it doesn't ... challenge Brontë's initial assertions in any real way.

WSS also has pretty significant currency as a ‘postcolonial text’ at least in the UK (I don’t know about elsewhere), which imo speaks to the incoherence of that category, lmao. I was introduced to WSS as a ‘postcolonial text’ at undergrad on a module that essentially aimed to trace the history of ‘the novel’ and thus appealed to WSS as the synecdoche of ‘postcolonial literature,’ despite the fact that Rhys was very much a white woman whose family owned a plantation in Dominica. In 2022, it was put on a list of ‘Commonwealth literature’ celebrating the Queen's jubilee—it’s a fucking wild list and a great example of the imperialist nostalgia that shapes the culture in this country, but like, Rhys being on there alongside Black and brown authors (and also other white British writers who upheld the colonial regime eg. Anthony Burgess and Muriel Spark) indicates this flattening of colonial subjectivity into one lump category of ‘citizenship’ wherein Rhys can make as much sense as a ‘postcolonial’ ‘Commonwealth’ author as can, say, Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o or Chinua Achebe or Arundhati Roy &c. &c. I guess WSS just feels especially egregious for how easily its racism can be obfuscated as it gets folded into this category of literature that we might assume to be about and for racialised/colonised people.

(nb. I have only read WSS once, six years ago, so if I’ve forgotten plot details then like … sorry lol. I remember enough to know why it pissed me off to no end at the time sksksksk)